Why.

Do real men have a problem with eggs? Or do they not enjoy shit in their eggs. Because that’s what quiche is. Eggs with shit in them in the form of a pie. And any bastard who doesn’t like pie is missing out. Pie is awesome. So is Pi. Oh, and I realize what I just said. I’m not talking real shit. That would be messed up. I mean, like, onions and asparagus and stuff.

And what is a REAL man anyway? Is this some mystical nonman eunuch thingy. Does liking quiche mean you don’t have a penis? Do you have to be sans penis in order to enjoy quiche? Is that what you’re suggesting? Maybe “real” men need to shut their pie holes about what “real” men eat. They can fill them with pie. Egg pie, with shit and stuff in it. Like asparagus.